Hoards of blood sucking demon horse flies abound in these parts. They flood in droves from the forests like orcs and goblins out of the gates of Mordor. Thus we have resorted to taking up arms, in self-defense, against these ghastly flying demons. The first solution to this emergent crisis is the state of the art contraption you see below.
|Fly Trapper-Zapper Mark I|
We don't take credit for the design, just the construction. It is commonly available as the 'Horse Pal'. The main difference is price. Theirs costs $265 while ours cost us about $0.25.
|The fly death chamber gets up-cycled from it's previous status as a peanut butter container.|
Next year we're are calling in the swallows for aerial support by building many garrisons bird houses around our property. We WILL be ready.